Performance Philosopher Gifts

"Despite all the issues, he's been known to show flashes of competence."

Mime artist reading: 'Thinking Outside the Invisible Box.'

'I loved your argument. When are you planning to perform it again?'

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

"Good game."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'There's nothing on.'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

Who's torturing a crow? I'm practicing my play. It's art! Which opens your mind to life's important questions. Right. Like what is art? Or do we need little brothers?

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'I ink, therefore I am....'

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

"Page 33, line 4..."

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

Cut out and keep Socrates.

Cross section through the Art Virus.

Ballerina and the light switch.

The Thinker Thinks of Toilet Roll.