Performance Philosopher Gifts

Searching for a gift for the performance philosopher? Our collection blends humor and insight, perfect for those who enjoy pondering life’s big questions while appreciating the arts. Find clever mugs, inspiring t-shirts, cozy pillows, and unique prints that reflect their passion for exploring performance and philosophy.

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"Despite all the issues, he's been known to show flashes of competence."

"Despite all the issues, he's been known to show flashes of competence." mockup

"Despite all the issues, he's been known to show flashes of competence."

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Mime artist reading: 'Thinking Outside the Invisible Box.'

Mime artist reading: 'Thinking Outside the Invisible Box.' mockup

Mime artist reading: 'Thinking Outside the Invisible Box.'

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'I loved your argument. When are you planning to perform it again?'

'I loved your argument. When are you planning to perform it again?' mockup

'I loved your argument. When are you planning to perform it again?'

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"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year." mockup

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

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"Good game."

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"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!" mockup

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

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"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!" mockup

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

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'There's nothing on.'

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"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all." mockup

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

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'It's cutting edge theatre.'

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'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?' mockup

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

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"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?" mockup

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

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"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent." mockup

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

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'I ink, therefore I am....'

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'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST mockup

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

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"Are you sure he tested negative?" mockup

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

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Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast? mockup

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

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'I told you I'd make you a star.' mockup

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

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'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?' mockup

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

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'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

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