Musical Philosopher Gifts

Upright Piano/Grand Piano.

"I've looked at options trading from both sides now."

'As far as I can tell, hard atheism is the same as atheism, only with a driving beat.'

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

'There's nothing on.'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'I ink, therefore I am....'

Sergei Taneyev

Who's torturing a crow? I'm practicing my play. It's art! Which opens your mind to life's important questions. Right. Like what is art? Or do we need little brothers?

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'How did he make the world in six days?'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

Oak Tree Painted in 1642

The Meaning of Life

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

'I loved your argument. When are you planning to perform it again?'

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

"It's too academic."

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

"I've been an emerging artist for ten years now..."

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

'I like it.'