Stage Psychic Gifts

'I'm getting k-w-y-z-x-g-j-z-s-t-i-z-i-k-o-v...does anyone know a Kwyzxgizxtlzilov who's passed on recently?'

'They all want to play the star.'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Ballet dancer.

Harriet Walter

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'I'm a star!'

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

E=Emcee Squared

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

Casting Director

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."