Stage Psychic Pillows

'I'm getting k-w-y-z-x-g-j-z-s-t-i-z-i-k-o-v...does anyone know a Kwyzxgizxtlzilov who's passed on recently?'

'They all want to play the star.'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Anna Calvi

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Stephen Fry

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Ballet dancer.

'I'm a star!'

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

E=Emcee Squared

Harriet Walter

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

Casting Director

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

"They're texting it in."