Stage Scientist Pillows

E=Emcee Squared

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Just be yourself."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'They all want to play the star.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'I'm a star!'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Hollywood producer.

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Drama Llama

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

Fricka arrives.

"Well, that's show business."

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"Now she's saying there'll have to be an pre-nuptial agreement."

Stage producer.

Bravo!