Stage Scientist Mugs

E=Emcee Squared

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Just be yourself."

'They all want to play the star.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Woman crying with happiness.

Stephen Fry

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'I'm a star!'

Hollywood producer.

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Fricka arrives.

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

David Hockney

Drama Llama

"Well, that's show business."

Madonna's London stage debut.

"They're texting it in."

Bravo!

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

David Hockney

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

Sir John Gielgud.

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

"Now she's saying there'll have to be an pre-nuptial agreement."