Stage Explorer Pillows

The critics were unanamous - by walking out after the first act, they all missed the sensational second act.

'They all want to play the star.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'I'm a star!'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

E=Emcee Squared

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"They're texting it in."

Gustave Charpentier

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

Bravo!

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

Captain

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

"This one's for me."

'Supporting the arts'

Curtain call

Actors' dispute.