Fairway Philosopher Gifts

"Mind if we play through?"

'Boy, they don't miss a thing, do they?'

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

'Actually, it's funny you should say that - I'm bored stupid too.'

'I learned a new word today!'

'Be careful about distracted driving.'

Men working sign at golf hole

"Not sure why you want to work on your slice, it looks fine to me."

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"As a matter of fact, yes I do mind if you play through!"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"I'm bored."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Recess does things to a man."

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Do you want to talk about it?"

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'