Roadway Philosopher Pillows

Irresolute Traffic Signs

"Anyone going slower than you, you call an idiot. Anyone going faster than you, you call a maniac."

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'I loved your argument. When are you planning to perform it again?'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

Chicken: the one-man show

Road sign indicating Heart of England and Triple Bypass.

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

Vast Wasteland Ahead

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus

'Existential truckstop'

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Bank

"A million monkeys typing for a million years might come up with Hamlet, but they could never direct it."

Mime artist reading: 'Thinking Outside the Invisible Box.'

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

'...if we ain't got homes why should anyone...'