Roadway Philosopher Pillows

Irresolute Traffic Signs

"Anyone going slower than you, you call an idiot. Anyone going faster than you, you call a maniac."

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'I loved your argument. When are you planning to perform it again?'

Road sign indicating Heart of England and Triple Bypass.

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

Chicken: the one-man show

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Vast Wasteland Ahead

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'Existential truckstop'

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Bank

Mime artist reading: 'Thinking Outside the Invisible Box.'

"A million monkeys typing for a million years might come up with Hamlet, but they could never direct it."

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

'...if we ain't got homes why should anyone...'

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

Sign Reads: Loiter At Your Own Risk.