Roadside Diner Gifts

"If you would care to take a seat, our waiter, Paul, will be with you momentarily."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Church Basement Foodie

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Fresh picked baseballs.

When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

Rabbits picknick

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

"Got anything not so close to the kitchen?"

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

'I tried the new restaurant today: they have a three course menu...'

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

"Nothing like fresh maple syrup."

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

"It was a good idea, sire. . . but I move that we consider going back to meeting at a round table."

'Could I have some more sugar cubes please?'

'One slice of toast and a bottle of ketchup, please.'

Getting a great ear of corn makes me wish that summer would never end!

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

'What a beautiful balcony! How's the view?'

'Can't you see I am having lunch!'

The Pizza Parlor in town.

"OK, now the chef suggests you eat faster."

"I'll start with the arugula-and-goat-cheese salad, and then I'll have the blackened wolf."

"The service here is terrible."

"Soup of the day."