Roadside Diner Fan Gifts

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"What did Jesus order?"

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"How about a little more coffee?"

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

Full Moon Diner

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

'The waitress gave us a weird look. On the way back, I'd better drive and you can stick your head out the window.'

OPENING NIGHT OF HARVEY'S CANOE RESTAURANT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS...DESPITE THE CAPSIZE INCIDENT

'Red meat is bad for you.' 'No, red meat is not bad for me. Green meat is bad for me!'

"Hey, Merle, table 8 wants ham and eggs. . . Errr. . . chocolate!"

"Here's your 'Senior Citizen Sunrise Special', Sir. And, NO! You can't have any salt!"

'Do you have anything that's not fried?'

"If you want fiber, madame, I suggest you eat the menu."

Spacious Skies - Amber Waves of Grain - Purple Mountains - Fruited Plain - Leo's Diner

'How's your liver?', 'Okay for now, but my doctor told me to take it easy.'

'We're all out of socks, - how about a nice slipper instead?'

'I'll have a dozen custard pies as well, please!'

"I'm not sure this outdoor teashop is such a good idea."

"I'm just saying we might be jumping the gun just a tiny bit on the outside seating."

"Night, owl!"

Fish Umbrella