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Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"What did Jesus order?"

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

"How about a little more coffee?"

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

Full Moon Diner

'The waitress gave us a weird look. On the way back, I'd better drive and you can stick your head out the window.'

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

"Bring me a bottle of chardonnay and one long straw."

"Hey, Merle, table 8 wants ham and eggs. . . Errr. . . chocolate!"

OPENING NIGHT OF HARVEY'S CANOE RESTAURANT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS...DESPITE THE CAPSIZE INCIDENT

"If you want fiber, madame, I suggest you eat the menu."

"Here's your 'Senior Citizen Sunrise Special', Sir. And, NO! You can't have any salt!"

'Red meat is bad for you.' 'No, red meat is not bad for me. Green meat is bad for me!'

'Do you have anything that's not fried?'

Diner. We'll have a hamburger and a veggie burger, please. Two burgers -- One regular and one de-calf.

Spacious Skies - Amber Waves of Grain - Purple Mountains - Fruited Plain - Leo's Diner

'How's your liver?', 'Okay for now, but my doctor told me to take it easy.'

'We're all out of socks, - how about a nice slipper instead?'

"I'm just saying we might be jumping the gun just a tiny bit on the outside seating."

"I'm not sure this outdoor teashop is such a good idea."

'I'll have a dozen custard pies as well, please!'

"Night, owl!"