Roadside Diner T-Shirts

"If you would care to take a seat, our waiter, Paul, will be with you momentarily."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Church Basement Foodie

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Fresh picked baseballs.

When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

Rabbits picknick

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

"Got anything not so close to the kitchen?"

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'I tried the new restaurant today: they have a three course menu...'

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

"Nothing like fresh maple syrup."

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

'One slice of toast and a bottle of ketchup, please.'

'Could I have some more sugar cubes please?'

'What a beautiful balcony! How's the view?'

'Can't you see I am having lunch!'

The Pizza Parlor in town.

"The service here is terrible."

"OK, now the chef suggests you eat faster."

"I'll start with the arugula-and-goat-cheese salad, and then I'll have the blackened wolf."

Man dining in Greenwich

'Such a fuss over a humble bee.'