Roadside Shopper T-Shirts

Fresh picked baseballs.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'She's so put together!'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"Everything's gone up."

Mobile Operations Stand.

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

Fashion Mistake.

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

'Just look'in'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

Jack and the Beanie stock.

Complex Carbs

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

Mom & Pop Grocerette

"I need nothing and I want everything."

Discount Shopping.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Sure, organic free-range poultry is more expensive, but consider all the guilt you're saving."

At last! We've found their elusive burial grounds!

'Aw,come on- we can't even afford 'from'.'

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'