Roadside Shopper Mugs

Fresh picked baseballs.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'She's so put together!'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Everything's gone up."

Mobile Operations Stand.

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

'Just look'in'

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

Fashion Mistake.

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

Jack and the Beanie stock.

Complex Carbs

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

Our grocery carts are genetically modified.

Mom & Pop Grocerette

"I need nothing and I want everything."

Discount Shopping.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

At last! We've found their elusive burial grounds!

"Sure, organic free-range poultry is more expensive, but consider all the guilt you're saving."

"Here's a bunch of money. We need you to save America...as we know it."

Twenty-first century baby walker