Roadside Foodie Mugs

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

6 Brothers Falafel

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

Holiday Supplies

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'What's a picnic without ants?'

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Executive Tacos

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

'I hear they're really good.'

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Fresh picked baseballs.

Hot Rinzelophtats

'At least he's honest.'

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

Merger at 28th and Lex

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

Bagel Story

How was your hotdog?

Happiness

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'