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Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

6 Brothers Falafel

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

Holiday Supplies

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'What's a picnic without ants?'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Executive Tacos

'I hear they're really good.'

Fresh picked baseballs.

Merger at 28th and Lex

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

'At least he's honest.'

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

Hot dogs. Sushi.

Hot Rinzelophtats

How was your hotdog?

Hot dog.

Bagel Story

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'