Road Less Travelled Explorer Gifts

I took the road less traveled, and darn if there wasn't a Starbucks there, too. Morning at the Frost Household.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

Be open to help.

"We should get out to the country more often."

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

Route 666.

Fish Food

Wrong Way.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Shipwrecked.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Hiker's right of way.

What to do if the kids take away your car.

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"Excuse me, pal, but is this the road less traveled?"

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

Sometimes I wonder where I'd be if I'd crossed the road less traveled.

Robert Frost. "Two roads diverged in a yellow wood..." And that was before they had GPS's!

Tedium Tours.

Drive safely.

Second Chance Exit.

Heart of America or Bypass

Artist Satying in the Country

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'