Road Less Traveled Philosopher Gifts

"Excuse me, pal, but is this the road less traveled?"

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

Chicken: the one-man show

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

Traffic Lights Medicine

'Existential truckstop'

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Robert Frost. "Two roads diverged in a yellow wood..." And that was before they had GPS's!

Career Counseling. I don't need to live life in the fast lane. I just want to get out of the bicycle lane.

Sometimes I wonder where I'd be if I'd crossed the road less traveled.

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

The End.

Road sign reads: Gestalt Est, Zen Yoga and San Bernardino.

The road less travelled (man falling off a cliff).

"According to this not only are we lost but in one way or another we've always been lost."

Gurus wise words on lost socks

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.

"Are those noodles?"

"About a year ago, we stopped heating with wood. I think that's when we began to realize we didn't really have much in common."

I took the road less traveled, and darn if there wasn't a Starbucks there, too. Morning at the Frost Household.

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

The Quiet, Sad, and Deeply Resigned Car

Let Go and Let God