Road Less Traveled Adventurer Gifts

'I found a new way to the office through Syria.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Are we broke yet?'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Sister Cities

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Street signs you don't want to see.

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

A bit of Newlyn.

Confused drivers

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Route 666.

(Direct to the Consumer)

Car Journey.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Do not pass.

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

'Are we there yet?'

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."