Road Less Traveled Adventurer Pillows

'I found a new way to the office through Syria.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Are we broke yet?'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Street signs you don't want to see.

Sister Cities

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

A bit of Newlyn.

Confused drivers

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Car Journey.

Route 666.

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

(Direct to the Consumer)

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Do not pass.

'Are we there yet?'

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."