Road Less Traveled Explorer Gifts

Sometimes I wonder where I'd be if I'd crossed the road less traveled.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Be open to help.

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Shipwrecked.

Wrong Way.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

What to do if the kids take away your car.

Tedium Tours.

Robert Frost. "Two roads diverged in a yellow wood..." And that was before they had GPS's!

"Excuse me, pal, but is this the road less traveled?"

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

Drive safely.

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Second Chance Exit.

Heart of America or Bypass

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

Warmer … warmer … little cooler … cooler … getting cold. Freezing! Ok, we're putting my GPS back on.

Cornwall

The End.

H2O

Warm Hearts Adoption Agency: Humans and Highways.

Caution: Stuff and things next 4 miles

Mr. Punch cycling

'Because it's here and not 29,000 sodding feet up in the Himalayas, that's why!'

'Don't get involved.'