Road Less Traveled Explorer T-Shirts

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Be open to help.

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'Another artisanal B&B.'

Wrong Way.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Shipwrecked.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

What to do if the kids take away your car.

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

Tedium Tours.

Drive safely.

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Second Chance Exit.

Heart of America or Bypass

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

Cornwall

The End.

H2O

Caution: Stuff and things next 4 miles

Warm Hearts Adoption Agency: Humans and Highways.

Mr. Punch cycling

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'Because it's here and not 29,000 sodding feet up in the Himalayas, that's why!'