Road Less Travelled Explorer Mugs

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

Be open to help.

"We should get out to the country more often."

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

Route 666.

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

Fish Food

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Wrong Way.

Hiker's right of way.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Shipwrecked.

What to do if the kids take away your car.

Drive safely.

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

Tedium Tours.

Second Chance Exit.

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

Heart of America or Bypass

'I told you to get a move on, now you're completely overgrown.'