Ritualistic Rebooters Gifts

Computer tech support sacred offering

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"At this office no two days are different."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

R.C.I.A.

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"Hear me out. Batman - again."

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

The Wackoman (Heat it).

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

"I bet you're wondering what my other hands doing under this table right now."

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

Do you kneel to pray in church? No, we stand up for our rites.

"I didn't say, 'Simon says'..."

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"Ralph's over-interpreting the data again."

"You've all abstained for at least one hour from any food and drink, except for water and medicine, right?"

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

"Mr Shamani co-ordinates boardroom rituals."

'It's hop,hop,skip,rattle,rattle. Remember, the second rattle is the difference between curing jungle fever or just relieving the patient of uncomfortable gas.'

'We're trying a more holistic approach to our surgeries.'

The Gods were not appeased with Bozolas sacrifice of vermin.

Baptism in the Dead Sea

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

'Off to the usual boring routine, eh, Barratt?'

'I do like a smoke afterwards.'

'Once, just once, I'd like to use dribble glasses for communion. How about you?'

'I'm beginning to question the hospital's doctor exchange policy.'

Signpost 'Heaven' and 'Communting'

'You always over dress for these rituals.'

Sacrificial effigy dancing.