Ritualistic Rebooters Pillows

Computer tech support sacred offering

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"At this office no two days are different."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

"I bet you're wondering what my other hands doing under this table right now."

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

"Ralph's over-interpreting the data again."

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"Mr Shamani co-ordinates boardroom rituals."

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

'It's hop,hop,skip,rattle,rattle. Remember, the second rattle is the difference between curing jungle fever or just relieving the patient of uncomfortable gas.'

Baptism in the Dead Sea

The Gods were not appeased with Bozolas sacrifice of vermin.

'Off to the usual boring routine, eh, Barratt?'

'I do like a smoke afterwards.'

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

'Once, just once, I'd like to use dribble glasses for communion. How about you?'

'I'm beginning to question the hospital's doctor exchange policy.'

'You always over dress for these rituals.'

Signpost 'Heaven' and 'Communting'

"The only way to stop a bad sacrifice to the volcano is a good sacrifice to the volcano!"