Story Reboot Lover Pillows

'Only in your story, grandma and the wolf are in cahoots!'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Woman with kids at husbands office.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Have you been waiting long?'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

William Tell

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

Fairy tale

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

'Tarzan's younger brother, Ed, was raised by sloths.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

"Now, can you explain that with a parable?"

The princess and the key