Origin Story Lover Pillows

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Myths and legends...

"I miss the Augean stables."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'Have you been waiting long?'

"What did Jesus order?"

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Zorro as a child.

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Bigfoot tracks...

Scotsman in the bath...

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'