Convent Story Lover Pillows

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Choose, Fenster

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Fairy tale

Barry Unsworth

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

Lord Byron

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

"It's a novel about interest rates."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

'Tarzan's younger brother, Ed, was raised by sloths.'