Convent Story Lover Mugs

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

'Choose, Fenster

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

Barry Unsworth

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

'Tarzan's younger brother, Ed, was raised by sloths.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

Fairy tale

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

Lord Byron

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"