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"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

Myths and legends...

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Have you been waiting long?'

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"What did Jesus order?"

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Scotsman in the bath...