Life Reboot Enthusiast Pillows

'I've decided to take a mulligan and start my life over!'

"Given the opportunity to reinvent myself, please help."

Reach for the Star.

Work/Life Balance

"Feel free to take notes."

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

Children.

Computer tech support sacred offering

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Well, it's funny, Sid. Every time I've got onr foot in the grave, something interesting happens, so I pull it back out again!"

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

'My whole life flashed before my eyes. I want to talk to the guy who did the editing.'

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

'False alarm! I'm back. It was only a career suicide.'

'Life isn't all about the money.It's all about the little people you step on along the way.'

"Mommy want you to have everything she had when she was growing up."

"Could you all please just listen to my sermon instead of asking me what I would do?"

"Remember, Timmy. Anything worth doing is worth having somebody do well."

"I'm less judgmental now that I've failed at everything in life."

"You're mad at your parents? Why?"

"Have no fear, Baldo...the Cruzer is now your personal love coach."

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

'I hope you realize Simkins that you have now had the best years of your life...'

When Harvey's two bosses meet head to head! 'MARRIAGE!' 'CAREER!' 'Oh, oh!'

"It's easier to get through the day if you look at middle school as just another life hack."