Life Reboot Enthusiast Gifts

'I've decided to take a mulligan and start my life over!'

"Given the opportunity to reinvent myself, please help."

Reach for the Star.

Work/Life Balance

"Feel free to take notes."

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"Hear me out. Batman - again."

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

Children.

Computer tech support sacred offering

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

Life is about the chase, not the ball. Now go get it!

"Well, it's funny, Sid. Every time I've got onr foot in the grave, something interesting happens, so I pull it back out again!"

'My whole life flashed before my eyes. I want to talk to the guy who did the editing.'

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

'False alarm! I'm back. It was only a career suicide.'

'Life isn't all about the money.It's all about the little people you step on along the way.'

"After working through my vacation, my sick days, and my commute, I'm going into work for some well-deserved down time."

"Mommy want you to have everything she had when she was growing up."

"Remember, Timmy. Anything worth doing is worth having somebody do well."

We only go around once, but it can be quite the loop-de-loop!

"Could you all please just listen to my sermon instead of asking me what I would do?"

"I'm less judgmental now that I've failed at everything in life."

"You're mad at your parents? Why?"

"Nobody knows everything but everybody knows something you don't know."

I imagine at your age, you attend a lot of funerals, Sadie. Oh, yes, they're quite lovely. As a child, I attended birthday parties. As a lass, I attended sweet sixteens. As a young adult, I attended weddings. As a mature woman, I attended retirement parties. Now, in the twilight of life, I attend funerals. "Deathday" parties, if you will. And it's beautiful. Because it's all come full circle? Because for once, I don't have to buy the %$&*@ a gift.

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

"Have no fear, Baldo...the Cruzer is now your personal love coach."