Ringtone Reliever Gifts

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Quasimodo's Ringtone.

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

"What singing? That's my ringtone."

'I just love this new ring tone.'

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

'No you do a great job. I'm letting you go because I don't like your cell phone ringtone.'

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

'Hey everybody, ring tones.'

"I understand your cell phone is ringing. The 'Mexican hat dance'. That's my ring!"

'Other than your choice of ring tone, I can't find anything wrong with you.'

"I assigned everyone a different ringtone."

"Dear sir....Today I heard the first cuckoo ringtone."

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

'If it's not stolen, you wanna explain the 'Meow' ringtone?'

Suddenly, God wondered if Saint Andrew had a cooler cellphone than him.

Man awoke by phone in a dream

"It's a retro ring."

Catcall.

Mobile phone has teeth and writhes about. Young man says: 'The animal-noise ringtones are cool, but the vibrate setting is a bit much.'

"Honey! That 'meow' ringtone’s gotta go!"

"Your call is important to us - but not important enough...."

Now that would have made a great ringtone!