Ringtone Savant Gifts

"That will be my wife, I recognise the ring tone!"

Felix Mendelssohn

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

All the apps hidden within a phone

Sir Edward Elgar

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

"Wait...... I'm in the bathroom for one minute and you answer my wife's 'Where are you' text with..... 'I'm in a bar with Pete, checking out chicks, foxes and a cute little beaver'??"

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

The Music Lover.

Man chasing microphone.

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

Anton Bruckner.

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

'Ideally, I'd like a job where my multi-application cell phone will do all the work.'

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Benjamin Britten

Sergei Prokofiev.

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

"You no longer have to worry about me dropping my phone. The new phone comes with an airbag."

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

Consumer care and technologies

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

"My new mobile phone makes me feel so space age!"

"We'll have to operate to remove the phone from her hand!"

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

'Dang it! I can't find a voting app.'

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.