Ringtone Remixers Gifts

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'My resume,...in rap form!'

Quasimodo's Ringtone.

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

'I just love this new ring tone.'

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

"What singing? That's my ringtone."

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

'It seems your heart replaced the 'Boom-Boom' beat with a funny ringtone!'

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

'Hey everybody, ring tones.'

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

"I understand your cell phone is ringing. The 'Mexican hat dance'. That's my ring!"

'Other than your choice of ring tone, I can't find anything wrong with you.'

'If it's not stolen, you wanna explain the 'Meow' ringtone?'

"I assigned everyone a different ringtone."

"Dear sir....Today I heard the first cuckoo ringtone."

Suddenly, God wondered if Saint Andrew had a cooler cellphone than him.

"The music is starting, Tonto! Come on, let's ride!"

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

Man awoke by phone in a dream

"Honey! That 'meow' ringtone’s gotta go!"

"It's a retro ring."

Mobile phone has teeth and writhes about. Young man says: 'The animal-noise ringtones are cool, but the vibrate setting is a bit much.'

Catcall.

As punishment for not cleaning up his room, Zach's parents rigged his cell phone to play nothing but Barry Manilow songs when it rang.

Woman covered in bling listening to her mobile's blingtone.