Ringside Humorist Gifts

'Tough guy, eh? Want to step outside?'

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

Stop the big guy!

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

"I can't understand women. They're happy punching each other around a boxing ring but ask them to hit a tennis ball and they scream in agony!"

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

'I'll trade you three eight-inch shiners for that 24-inch bass.'

Tip jar at boxing match.

"A door can never have too many hinges."

Cleaning a new road

'Excuse me. Is this seat 27c?'

"It's a very short cycle lane but I'm determined to use it."

Knock-out at the boxing match.

'Your hand signal was okay. Pity you didn't open the window.'

'Oh - you're there! I was hoping I could just leave a message.'

'Go on, give it brain damage.'

'When that bell rings, yank that string THREE TIMES and go into him like a kamikaze pilot!'

"Listen, if you don't break when I ask you to, the next time I'll give you a thick ear."

Quit humming. You're scaring the fish"

'What do we do now?'

'It's a long way from the dressing room to the ring, isn't it?'

'Ronald, your father and I think you're old enough to know...'

"Are we late?"

'...he thought he'd killed you !'

'He's clean!!'