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'Tough guy, eh? Want to step outside?'

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

Stop the big guy!

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

"I can't understand women. They're happy punching each other around a boxing ring but ask them to hit a tennis ball and they scream in agony!"

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

Yoga Class. Ernie, check this out -- The "lotus" position! Looks more like the "low-tush" position!

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

'I'll trade you three eight-inch shiners for that 24-inch bass.'

Tip jar at boxing match.

"A door can never have too many hinges."

Cleaning a new road

'Excuse me. Is this seat 27c?'

"It's a very short cycle lane but I'm determined to use it."

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Knock-out at the boxing match.

'Your hand signal was okay. Pity you didn't open the window.'

'Oh - you're there! I was hoping I could just leave a message.'

'Go on, give it brain damage.'

'When that bell rings, yank that string THREE TIMES and go into him like a kamikaze pilot!'

"Listen, if you don't break when I ask you to, the next time I'll give you a thick ear."

Quit humming. You're scaring the fish"

Man with big ears at the Tyson fight - "You're taking a risk sat ringside mate."

'What do we do now?'

'It's a long way from the dressing room to the ring, isn't it?'

'Ronald, your father and I think you're old enough to know...'

"Are we late?"

'...he thought he'd killed you !'

'He's clean!!'