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'Go on, give it brain damage.'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Radiator jazz player

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

The Phantom Of The Garden

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Guitar pickin'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Rap-scallions

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Double Saxophone

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Edward Elgar.

"Ding" "Dong"

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

No Instruments Please

Magic Act

Dr. Phil takes it home.

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Y'know, sooner or later we're going to have to let her go out unaccompanied."

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

"There can be no doubt. This proves it. We gotta have more cow bell."

Maurice Ravel.

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.