Richmond District Locals Gifts

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Sign Reform

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."

Think globally. Act locally.

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

Right Here

'This is Ed down the street. Your dog is doing his business on my lawn again.'

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

It was a nice neighborhood untill the A-holes moved in.

Pop's store's wanted ad: MOM.

"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'

the pLAn

Double Rose Bowl

With Friends Like These

Frank's Butcher Shop. Ernie's Bakery. Starbux Coffee. It hasn't been the same since the candlestick maker went out of business.

"Oh that's Mike, he's like part of the furniture round here"

Limerick town council meeting.

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

"Today on ask Sadie, I'll be address oe single question...why do so many people who have no business raising kids, have kids..."

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

"We can't even admit we work here."

Jackie Weaver

Phase III of Council Harassment of Residents Scheme.

'Notice to clear vegetation' hacks his way through garden using a machete.

Things you can't do much about...what you can do....