Neighborly Musician Gifts

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'John... is that a collar?'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

'Er...any chance that when you've finished with the kids, the cooking and washing up you could help us develop a new waste management recovery system for the borough?'

Robinia Floribunda

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"It's been a rainy winter."

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

This is Bad Feng Shui!

Sketchy Neighborhood

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

How does she get her grass so green?

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

"Smoke signals from my neighbor's grill. He's asking if he can borrow some ice."

'How very Putney!'

'So you're the originator of the neighborhood crime watch.'

'I'll bet you I can make the neighbor look over the fence and yell, 'shut up, you stupid mutt'!'

Dog Work Ethics

"They must be out...'Neighbours' is on the television!"

Flea in the ear

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."