Neighborly Musician Gifts

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'John... is that a collar?'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

'Er...any chance that when you've finished with the kids, the cooking and washing up you could help us develop a new waste management recovery system for the borough?'

"It's been a rainy winter."

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

Robinia Floribunda

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

This is Bad Feng Shui!

How does she get her grass so green?

"The kid next door is doing a school project on heighborhood success stories and wanted to talk to you. I laughed so hard I wet my pants."

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Sketchy Neighborhood

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

Never use an electric can opener if you live next door to a cat lady.

Hello, I'm in your neighborhood to raise for awareness for

Hello. I'm in your neighborhood to raise awareness for

"Smoke signals from my neighbor's grill. He's asking if he can borrow some ice."

'I'll bet you I can make the neighbor look over the fence and yell, 'shut up, you stupid mutt'!'

Dog Work Ethics

'How very Putney!'

'So you're the originator of the neighborhood crime watch.'

"Good job, except this is my car. Yours is back there."

'Oh don't worry about George, he's just got worms.'