Local Hero Gifts

A panhandler with a sign that reads "Think globally give locally".

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

'Mom' and 'Pop' box with the 'Super dooper Mega Stores'

Pop's store's wanted ad: MOM.

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Things you can't do much about...what you can do....

"Domingo has lots of good ideas on how to improve our city and make it safer for our children. He actually has a plan that makes a lot of sense."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Thank you, Essential Workers

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Planting veggies

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

Right Here

'The salad bar's coming in early this year!!'

'Er...any chance that when you've finished with the kids, the cooking and washing up you could help us develop a new waste management recovery system for the borough?'

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup."

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

'My drug problem is a little different. I'm being drug to P.T.A meetings, drug to little league practice, drug to dance rehersal, drug to...'

"Penalty stroke my ***!"

"If you don't have time to take care of everything, Sir, Mom's vegetable garden would be a good thing to let go."

"Crazy drivers. That guy nearly hit us"

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

"Let us through! We're charity fundraisers."