Small Town Hero Gifts

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Thank you, Essential Workers

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Things I love about Powell River...

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Planting veggies

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

Centerville.

Tenafly International Film Festival

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

Pop's store's wanted ad: MOM.

'Er...any chance that when you've finished with the kids, the cooking and washing up you could help us develop a new waste management recovery system for the borough?'

'The salad bar's coming in early this year!!'

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

"As part of our commitment to small business, we are willing to lend you your bus fare home."

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup."

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

Hadleyville Has-Beens

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

'My drug problem is a little different. I'm being drug to P.T.A meetings, drug to little league practice, drug to dance rehersal, drug to...'

statue in park: 'Arnold P. Rossiter, a local boy who went to the big city and made it big... and now he's back home, flipping burgers, just like we always said he would.'