Small Town Hero T-Shirts

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Thank you, Essential Workers

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Things I love about Powell River...

Planting veggies

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

Centerville.

Think globally. Act locally.

Tenafly International Film Festival

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'The salad bar's coming in early this year!!'

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

'Er...any chance that when you've finished with the kids, the cooking and washing up you could help us develop a new waste management recovery system for the borough?'

Pop's store's wanted ad: MOM.

"As part of our commitment to small business, we are willing to lend you your bus fare home."

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

With Friends Like These

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup."

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

statue in park: 'Arnold P. Rossiter, a local boy who went to the big city and made it big... and now he's back home, flipping burgers, just like we always said he would.'

Hadleyville Has-Beens

"If you don't have time to take care of everything, Sir, Mom's vegetable garden would be a good thing to let go."