Neighbourhood Hero Gifts

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Thank you, Essential Workers

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

The stages of gentrification: a guide

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Homeless count.

Think globally. Act locally.

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

'A neighbour of mine has just come in - put 'em in a size 4 box, will you?'

'This is Ed down the street. Your dog is doing his business on my lawn again.'

'Er...any chance that when you've finished with the kids, the cooking and washing up you could help us develop a new waste management recovery system for the borough?'

"It's been a rainy winter."

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

Pop's store's wanted ad: MOM.

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

'Fred and Wilma live in a house.'

'Good morning, Mr. Miller. I'll cut your grass for ten dollars.'

'Yes, I live on the third floor, but I am unaware of any howling sounds at night.'

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Cycle Lane

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Sketchy Neighborhood