Neighborhood Champions Gifts

Neighborhood Night Out

Prize vegetables.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

Interrupted Shower.

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

'Er...any chance that when you've finished with the kids, the cooking and washing up you could help us develop a new waste management recovery system for the borough?'

'My mom wants to know if she can borrow a cup of high-fructose corn syrup.'

Cycle Lane

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

Neighborhood hygiene

"Damn that Higgins! He’s added WiFi."

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Sketchy Neighborhood

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

"I'm Bob and this is my wife, Sue. Don't even think about trying to get past us."

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."