Local Politics Gifts

'So we've put the bin out ten minutes early, it's not as if the council will know...'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'Notice to clear vegetation' hacks his way through garden using a machete.

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

Public Art

Demilitarizing the Schools

Stimulating the Arts

Sign Reform

Demilitarizing the Schools

' I don't know what all the fuss is about. I'm barred from the White house too. And the Copple house, the Black bull, the Prince George, the Farmer's arms...'

Young people have no voice in this matter.

"Good to see they're finally doing something about that."

"Whose idea was it to defund the sanitation department?"

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

"It's come to my attention that our sister city has been borrowing our city's clothes without even asking."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

"They're spelt differently!"

Which One is Pulling Out?

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

Self Serve Road Repair.

We're from the City Zoning Commission, sir -- we've decided to tear down your house and put up a slum.

The Goodman Dynasty

Conflicted Chief

Find More Kids

'Hey, he's just some guy from the neighborhood -- and you know what Chicago neighborhoods are like!'

"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."

Inside County Hall: Lift Max Capacity, 4 persons.

District Budget Meeting: Asprin

'The anger management class ruined our budget when they ordered love seats.'

"We find that we have to put this on all public consultation websites ..."