'Something tell me they're expecting a low voter turnout.' (Polling station is a phone box.)
Local Election Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone interested in the local election process? Our collection features witty and insightful items perfect for election volunteers, poll workers, and civic-minded friends. From funny mugs to inspiring prints, find the right way to show support or add a humorous touch to election season. Whether they’re passionate about voting or involved in local politics, these products make your message memorable.
"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"
They're Not Just That Into It
"This is the most important election of our lifetime."
We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds
"Away with the warmonger!"
Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t
"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."
"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."
'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'
I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me
To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic
Trump Poutine
Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.
'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'
The Russian Election.
"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"
"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."
'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'
'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'
"I think it was an election year."
"Still Undecided Political Blocs"
'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'
Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.
Joe Biden
"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"
Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy
"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"
Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).
Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service
'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'
Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).
Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'
Sign Reform
'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'
Local Election Gifts Collection
Local Election Mugs
Explore our collection of election-themed mugs for the perfect blend of humor and patriotism to start your day.
Local Election Pillows
Cushion their commitment with election-themed pillows—fun, patriotic, and perfect for any campaign corner or living room.
Local Election Prints
Bring democracy into your decor with our election prints, designed to inspire and amuse any polling place or political enthusiast.
Local Election T-Shirts
Looking for election-inspired apparel? Our t-shirts make a witty and bold statement for any voter or campaign supporter.