Political Election Gifts

Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets

'The situation is serious, Prime Minister. We've run out of non-governmental agencies we can blame.'

Washington Traffic Control.

Trump likes " above the law" balloon

The Chosen One

"But, Edwin. . . ! These guy don't look anything like Joe Biden!"

"I think we just blew up the Mother of All Egos."

"Okay! I'm guilty of trying to sell Obama's seat, but..."

'The elephant man turned out to be just another Republican.'

Bleeding-Heart Conservative

Bipartisan.

"Recount!"

"Wow, more drone strikes here in Somalia. Sure seems like they've gone up under Trump."

"It's just history retweeting."

Trump Impeachment Inquiry

Donald Trump: Your Weird New Boyfriend

At Least Trump is Gone

They're Not Just That Into It

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"Away with the warmonger!"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Political convention

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Trump Poutine

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

The Russian Election.