Election Period Gifts

"The new government whip takes the job seriously!"

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Think tanks.

Destroyed Russian tank flies a Trump 2024 flag hoping military aid for Ukraine will stop.

'It's not the hawks or the doves -- it's the looney birds.'

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

Meanwhile...at the Republican Debates: 'Somebody's earned himself a bonus!'

'The government have introduced a benefits cap.'

They're Not Just That Into It

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"Away with the warmonger!"

'If only every year was an election year.'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Political convention

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Trump Poutine

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

An informed voter is a good voter

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

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